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As a life-long 4-H kid, I can tell that steer has already had hours of work done on him - washed, blow-dried (yes I’m serious, there are specific blow-dryers that they make for cows), clipped, colour-tinted mousse to hold the hair fluffy, “fluffed and buffed.” And then the glitter. Glorious.

me: no but are you sure you love me, like really sure, i don't want to pressure you

husband: we have been married for 23 years

not only do i support lil nas x appropriating characters and symbols from christianity to make horny, campy gay hip-hop videos, i think this sets the bar for lgbt media in the future. fuck that "were just like you!" respectability shit. i need all gay artists to make their work exactly as hostile and disrespectful to the christian right as the christian right has been to gay people for all of its history.

“Why can’t i jump like that :/“ 

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princessveroni

I used to call in to my local radio station every day in middle school and request that they play the Kingdom Hearts theme and they never did because I didn’t understand how the radio worked back then but one day, one fucking day the radio host was like “for the kid who keeps requesting this song for two years straight, here you go, oh and by the way we’re blocking your number” and they fucking played it and beating the system was worth never being able to request a song ever again

i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.”

deadass

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can we appreciate the respectfully tho?

Relationship Goals

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Anonymous asked:

hey what is buzzfeed unsolved about?

forgetobias:

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*sees a dog* god i hope he thinks im cool

suren1990

stop glorifying people who aren’t me

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Overhead Portraits of Vietnamese Street Vendors by Photographer Loes Heerink

*hands you a cow* *hands you a cow* *hands y

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